Get Laid in Orlando


First, it is important to mention that prostitution is illegal in the Orlando area like most of the United States, however, Escorts are not illegal. Escorts are paid to spend time with a Customer.

There are lots of places all over Orlando to get laid, the most obvious are bars and nightclubs but also pay attention to swimming pools and the theme parks. The most competition will be at the bars and nightclubs. You better have a lot of money if You are going to be successful late at night because drinks will be 4 times as much as they should be and You will need to buy a lot of them.
Best bets: Swimming pools and theme parks. If You can find a few girls on their own at a swimming pool, they are more likely to be receptive to Your game. Most girls want to see what You look like and You can see what they look like and No girl really wants to meet You when You are shit-faced drunk. You can buy some drinks at poolside and get way more credit than if You do the same in a bar. In a bar, You can lose Your spot with a girl just by going to the restroom.
In the theme parks You just have to strike up a conversation and if it is going to happen it will not cost You very much money, they are already in the park so the admission has already been paid for. All theme parks except the Magic Kingdom serve beer, wine, and mixed drinks so if You like to drink You can offer a girl a drink in the park.

Getting Laid all over Orlando can be easy if You use a service similar to Tinder. Such a service is like an adult dating service, one where both parties are interested in having sex and it is always consensual. It is NOT an Escort service.

If You decide to call an Escort service, You need to do a little homework before You decide on one. There are so many different Escort services all over Orlando and they are not all alike.. There are a lot of very bad areas all over Orlando and You definitely do not want to end up at any of them. Escorts all over Orlando will come to Your hotel room, that’s what they do. Any that tell You to come to them, do not do it. If You have pictures to choose from, keep the picture ready to compare with the Girl that shows up. If it isn’t a match it might be a set up for a robbery or something equally as bad.
Never use Craig’s list or backpage to find a hookup, it is a very dangerous situation.
Never ask a taxi driver to take You to some place to get laid, they will do so and they will get a commission (most likely) from the place they take You. They might take You to one of the strip joints and tell You that You can get laid there, this is total bullshit. You can spend over a thousand dollars at Rachael’s (strip joint) and have nothing to show for it, except those vip lap dances that She also gave to 20 others while She told You she was going to meet You after work. Recently 10 Women were arrested at Rachel’s in a police sting when they performed lap dances and came in contact with the officers. It is against the law for the dancer to touch the Customer in any way, so what is the point of a “lap dance”? Just remember that taxi drivers in every City run scams all the time, never ask them where to go, You need to know where You are going before You call a taxi and then YOU tell Him where to take You. They are always looking for extra money and they get big bucks to take You to places like Strip Joints, Message Parlors and even liquor stores.

And even worse, a driver might take You to known prostitution hangouts like on Orange Blossom Trail, those places are frequently on the news for gunshots and arrest.

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A Great place to get laid is late night at Disney Springs (formerly Downtown Disney), Girls that visit there are most likely from out of Town and those are easiest to pick up. Most have a boyfriend that is back home and when Girls go on a Girls trip, They do the same thing that Boys do on a Boys trip, They have sex and lots ot it.


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